when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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