K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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