Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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