i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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