whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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