every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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