Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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