maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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