i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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