i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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