Porn is love you can see.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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