Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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