HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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