At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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