so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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