Someone shit on the floor
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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