I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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