I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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