we're blogging at a bar
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I need to calm my uterus...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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