Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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