I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
