we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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