In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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