She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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