you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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