Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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