Small penises have feelings too.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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