Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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