All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
