this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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