question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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