Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
