I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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