My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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