you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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