I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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