My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
