We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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