I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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