Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
My feet surprised me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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