Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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