Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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