This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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