he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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