I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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