After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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