we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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