I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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being pregnant is like rehab
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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