i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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