careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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