he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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