I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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