Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
FUCK WHALES
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