I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Randomize